Time for a parting bear hug and walloping backslaps. This is Guillermo’s way. But he now has a new method of showing his love: nipple pinches. A big man with the strength of a grizzly, he took a firm hold of Total Film’s left nipple and operated a twist-while-you-squeeze manoeuvre, bellowing laughter at his captive’s high-pitched screams. There is now 8 days for the bruise to go down before Total Film has some serious explaining to do to the wife. Read More



