Jonathan Dean has got out his digital camera, to get the pic ball rolling...Read More

It's time to - you guessed it - party, as Cannes starts to rock. Two harrowing films bring us crashing back to earth, mind...Read More

Roll up for the Israeli animated documentary and Julianne Moore. It's far more enticing than it sounds...Read More

Okay, the title of the blog's a bit much, but it sort of worked with the song and stuff. Here are some immediate thoughts on Jack Black playing a big fat panda...Read More

Fernando Meirelles’ Blindness opens the competition at Cannes. Another TF staffer gives an opinion!Read More

The bloke who made City Of God has launched Cannes 08 with Blindness - all about a world where people go, er, blind. Read on our off-the-cuff thoughts... Braille option sadly not available. Read More

So, went out last night... Mouth currently feels like it's been carpeted – and it’s all the fault of the British Film Institute...Read More

ONE SMALL SCREEN, ONE GIANT SCHLEP

Last week I watched movies on a plane. Being an infrequent flyer, this was a great novelty to me – seat-backs converted into mini-cinemas! Literally tens of titles to choose from! Sensibly, I decided to kick off my 11-hour high-altitude journey to the States with a film centred on terrorism – the mildly disappointing Rendition (intriguing set-up, lukewarm payoff, not enough for Meryl and Reese to do). After that I turned briefly to the novel I’m reading, which promptly threw a plane crash in my lap.

My viewing experience improved with movie number two, one of 2007’s lost gems: real-life DJ drama Talk To Me, sporting lovely performances from Chiwetel Ejifor and Don Cheadle (so much better in non-Cockney). The journey was still barely half over, so I went for another: In The Shadow Of Moon, the deservedly lauded doc about NASA’s Apollo missions. Bit pointless, you might think, to eyeball such expansive subject matter on a screen the size of a lunchbox. And yet… despite the seven-inch viewing panel, despite the continuous passenger announcements, trolly-dollies bustling up and down the aisle and the kid bawling behind me, I got totally swept up in the moon-walking majesty of it all. Mankind’s giant step still loomed large on the tiddly little screen.

The point I’m nudging at is that with cinema, size doesn’t really matter – quality will out, whatever the format. Watching ITSOTM reminded me of catching Point Break (get well soon, Swayze; where did you go, Kathryn Bigelow?) for the first time on a mate’s piddly TV back in the dark pre-DVD ages. Didn’t hamper the tsunami-like adrenaline rush one tiny bit. Course, it cuts both ways – watching Beowulf in three dimensions at the IMAX couldn’t disguise the so-so-ness of the storytelling. Next-gen tech’s a true blessing – thank God the days of fiddling with the ‘tracking’ on the VCR are dead and gone – but no Blu-ray brainiac’s ever going to stumble on the formula for polishing turds.

Total Film Issue 140 (out 20 March, really good) has some exclusive words from John Sayles on the seemingly doomed Jurassic Park IV. Sad news. We love Jurassic Park in these parts - even the third one, sort of - and really, really, want another to be made. Sod the naysayers. Here's our idea. Read More

Just as everyone has guilty pleasure movies (er, Crocodile Dundee In LA), there are certain actors who are shit but ace, if you get my meaning.Read More

Untraceable? Unwatchable! Why Hollywood should stop its attempts to be relevant and set about shooting good stories...Read More

I'm staying in tonight and having scrounged around the office for DVDs have scooped Hitman and Lions For Lambs. Should I just read a book instead?Read More

So there I sat at 5am, bleary of eye and fuzzy of head, pondering. Nothing especially revelatory. But it does seem...Read More

Total Film editor Nev Pierce on the ups and downs of Oscars 2008. And crisps.Read More

It's the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational night in Hollywood. Yes, The Oscars are finally upon us and we're reporting as it happens via the magical interwebs...Read More